For me, they're so bad that they make you laugh. Laughing brings a little light and cheer into your life so go ahead read them and enjoy them add some and comment. Don't worry, it's magic to be weird. Here we go:-
Answers below but not necessarily in order!!!
I bought my husband a wooden leg for Christmas - it wasn't his main present just a Stocking Filler haha
Why does Father Christmas not come down the chimney any more?
What is a Pelicans favourite TV show?
Where do the relay teams go for their training?
What did Adam say to eve the day before Christmas?
Why did Santa's helper go to the doctor?
Santa: What's the terrible noise outside?
The Bill haha
Because he has Claustrophobia haha
Mrs Claus: It's rain dear (say it out loud) haha
Because he had low elf-esteem haha
It's Christmas Eve haha